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Who, or What,. is Ultranoodle?

Since i don’t have a big cushy office on Robson Street, and i don’t own a high-rise, or rent a glass corner office in a big office buildings in Vancouver, or have a bunch of excess overhead with receptionists and big salaries,.. I can afford give you products and services that would cost you many thousands of dollars, for a fraction of the price.

I remember the very first program i ever wrote. it was in 1985. I was in Robs room on his Commodore 64. We were making the screen do all kinds of cool stuff like change colors.. scroll text and make a 3D ball move around the screen. i think i was in grade 7. what had dawned on me in the following days were all the things i can make this computer do. what can i make it say? a few months later i was sitting in the back of Mrs Wollard English class on one of the only computers in the school trying to make a form that would later be our examination paper. I’m not saying i was the first.. but i was on them :)

During my young adult period i had the privilege of attending one of Canada’s only military schools Robert Land Academy. Noting that there is a common joke among the military academics in which the public school system fails the youth of our nation by making them even more dumb than they already are.. i had first hand experience as to why. one of the courses there had “computers” as the course name. What it taught me was the logic of programming for binary.. yes .. the ones and zeros. forming patterns in binary causes an unlimited ( well its 233,233,612,446,122.12) possible combinations, each representing a binary character, then joining into readable "text data" that can be used to store and transmit information to other chips [computers]. Bill gates invented DOS on a principle of libraries that can be used over and over again to do redundant tasks., and later windows to operate on the principles of an end user and to give users a graphical interface to run programs without any knowledge of programming or using any algorithmic schema.. ergo selling billions of copies and getting so rich.

My college life consisted of an entrance into law, then economics.. shortly after i began taking courses on languages to do what would normally take months programming in days. BASIC, C,C+ and later visual basic, .net, asp.. continuing to easy scripting like .php, JavaScript, and jQuery.

Inktomi was the first dot-com company I ever worked for. The Inktomi Search Engine Live Advertising Project lasted a few weeks. nothing really notable.. I worked on the advertisement indexing and comparison algorithm before they were acquired by Yahoo! .. it was cool and I met some people who the word brilliant gives no justice to.

I moved my family to whistler in late 2002 after the Inktomi Project and snowboarding the mountains of this quiet little resort community.. only to have the entire world come to visit just 8 years later for the 2010 Vancouver Olympics. It was better than i thought it would be .. although most would think that the mountain would be bustling with life and the people of the world rushing to experience the mountain that the Olympians themselves test their skills on .. but Low and Behold. The Mountains were utterly deserted. Needless to say i was on the hill for 10 days straight and got NOTHING done for the entire duration of that incredible event

Purple Turtle Productions was my next venture. In 2004 i started doing web design as a staple, I have always used the comparison to a mechanic doing a brake job when i speak of and wordpress work or website design. But all in all I think it was one of the most enjoyable and fulfilling jobs I've ever had in my whole life. Meeting so many entrepreneurs, business owners, risk takers, go-getters, hungry intelligent people fills you with so much optimism for our society and the way people think and the way people grow and especially how amazing people in amazing situations can thrive. Although purple turtle productions was mostly web design and web hosting, I did create a few WordPress plug-ins and had some success developing infrastructure for both online stores and complex web applications.


Some remarkable events our digital marketing agency went through.


April, 2013

Ultranoodle was born out of Passion and Enthusiasm by Simon J Painter.

June, 2013

The company’s first Wordpress Plugin was released and quickly rose to the Top 50 Downloads in Wordpress Repository

October, 2013

Established West Vancouver headquarters.



February, 2014

Our social media aggregation and SEO Strategies began to be used by some of the top companies in Canada and the United States.


December, 2014

Ultranoodle finished building an all new social media and SEO platform that plugin into Wordpress for next generation online marketing and SEO.